So at this very moment, I sit in the airport in New York. I’m slowly realizing somewhere along the line, I missed the class that teaches guys how to look so unbelievably cool.

I would take a photo of this guy, but I think this might draw attention to me in a negative way. I will describe said awesome look.

1. You wear tightish-fitting long sleeve branded shirt that’s sort of edgy, but not really. Over this shirt, you wear a A&F, American Eagle, or 1 of 10 other brands zip-up hoodies, with the zipper only half up.

2. You know how to gel your hair so that a little section right along your forehead sticks up/out, and every other strand on your head is perfectly combed forward. Like the haircut on Ryan from the OC. Okay, I will admit that me knowing any facts from that show is… really emasculating. Or not. Blame freshman year of college. But really, this is the coolest haircut of the century.

3. You have one of those “visor” things that’s sorta like a hat, but someone cut off half of it to make it look really, really gay. And by gay, I mean AWESOME.

4. You always have your sunglasses with you, displayed somewhere. If they’re not on your face, then they’re hanging off the the neck-hole of your super-cool undershirt.

There’s also the “attitude” (we’ll call it, coolness) that goes along with this look. I would really like to learn how to look like this. If you know any frats schools that teacch this technique, please enlighten me.

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